[Jim and his father reach the intersection at 4th and Main St. in Nowhere]
Jim: I hate this red light.
Dad: I hate all of them.
Jim: It seems like every time I get stuck at this one, it takes forever to turn green.
[Long pause. Light doesn't change.]
Dad: (Resentfully to Jim)Damn you...
Good luck this week.
I love your father.
ReplyDeleteAnd just because it would be awkward if that's all I said, I laughed a lot at this. lol.